Photo Friday

I don't know why she doesn't start her own blog. She's got some really good material. More center part experimenting. I like it better with the wavy hair.  My sister's aggressive texts claiming Emma Stone as her own. I think they feel aggressive bc of the exclamation marks. Sometimes her name comes up as Jenna Barnett and sometimes as Jenna McGovern #enigma Also, please notice that it is 11:34AM and my phone is on it's death bed. WTH? Errday I deal with this. My self pic above was from this same day. Seriously....

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1, 2, 3, 4

Awweee. I sure love her. Cheers! (No, that's not the Toaster filter. That's the actual bronzer on my actual face  that's making me look slightly orange in this picture.) 1. I got up extra early so that I'd have time to go to Sbux before dropping Kanyeezie off at my parent's house and I got my mom and sister coffees, too. See? That sister up there with the coffee? I did that. RAK #1, donesky. 2. I'm going to do Random Acts of Kindness this holiday season and I'm going to call them RAKs. And now that I'm posting it, I really...

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and the survey says

It's the most wonderful time of the year! And with that, comes the most brutal of office forced festivities. However, I happen to LOVE our Ladies Only Secret Santa game. I get such a kick out of being sneaky, stalking people on the internet to find out their interests and shopping, so this is right in my wheel house. Last time I worked in this office and participated in this game, there was drama including a woman looking her secret santa in the eye while theatrically dropping her gift in a garbage can. I couldn't let that kind of thing...

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I have a dream - Thanksgiving remix

Thursday I dreamed that a man kidnapped me, cut my wrists and ankles and then bandaged them loosely to make it look like a suicide attempt and left me in a dirty hotel room to die. I'll blame it on the tryptophan and traumatic experience of hosting my first Thanksgiving, but starting Thursday night, I had just CRAY dreams all weekend. I've always had sickandtwisted dreams but these were doozies. Now, he cut my wrists down the river, not across the bridge like he knew what he was doing but then cut my ankles... which is a...

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My Illegitimate Child

Hi, my name is Kanye and there is nothing wrong with my ears.  I think we have everything we need for Kanyeezie. See photo below of my completely not over-the-top pet nesting! I'm really proud of myself for not Paris Hilton-ing out and buying everything I saw for the little man.  We're picking him up Sunday while we're in Dallas for the Texas Tech v Baylor game. We're taking D's mom which means I have to sit and watch Tech probably suck butt and lose to Baylor whilst sober! like stone sober. asdfl;kjsdjfsa ugh. But then...

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Bloggy Hello

I'm starting a blog. It's going to be pretty narcissistic for a while because it's just me. Someday I'll have a husband and a family and I'll write about them, too. I don't think I have to explain much more because I can't help but think my only followers will be related to me. I'm spinning this as a place for me to watch myself grow as a person... but really it's just a place to post all the stuff I'm worried people would judge me for if I posted it on Faceboo...

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